Run ins with the law

One day I was summoned to give evidense to a court trial.When asked what the venue of the club I had visited on the day of the incident I replied ‘ Crazy Larry’s. And when further questioned by the defence barrister I said it was ’ a club for the younger generation.’ The judge piped up with a comment along the lines of ‘ Not for old sods like me then’ and I retorted with ‘ I’ll have to get back to you on that. That’s debateable’. Aparently he had not laughed in 8 years of hiss professional life. I would like to think his wife got quite a seeing to that fine evening