Arrêtez cet homme!

Do and don’ts when meeting forgien strangers. (from first hand experience-‘French stranger’ Candybox 2006)

• Never let a stranger help you change from your party shoes to your sneakers. He obviously has a foot fetish if he obliges.
• If the man’s trotter finds its way into your handbag do not stupidly ignore this gesture .
• By all means sit on his lap but do not let him sit on yours. Ignore cctv cameras. Do go for a walk but when he suggests drinks at his, reject his offer. The mans a cheap date.
• Perhaps set the mood by saying’ I want to put you in my handbag’ to the man. (Harmless flirting)
• Do ask people to take photos of you and your friend but restrict this to clubs and the loos.
• If a man runs off with your camera run after him with a stiletto.
• Find a police car to follow the thief and then ask to be dropped home.
• When the Police officer rings to check how you are turn into a drama queen.
• Do not think about possible cctv footage of you having a chinwag and straddling the criminal.This will not go down well with the police force.

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